I hoard things and never remember where they came from. If you recognize uncredited stuff, contact me (via supersonic dot vitamin at gmail dot com).Tumblr (3.0; @subtlecluster)http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kurydlHsbX1qzoaqro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Soooooo I want this.</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/286859952http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/286859952Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:17:44 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp6343FA4u1qa1vdfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whytheyrehot.com/post/175766153/why-hes-hot-hes-like-the-cool-older-brother" target="_blank">whytheyrehot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Why He’s Hot:</b></p> <ol> <li>He’s like the cool older brother of that girl you hung out with in 8th grade, only because of her cool older brother. He’d like walk through the living room and ruffle your hair and give you butterflies and punch her in the arm and you’d laugh way too hard at that and every thing else he did and you’d get in a fight with her later and you’d say “well I only hung out with you because of David!” and she’d cry and you’d feel like an ass. Wait…what? </li> <li>His hair in all of it’s fluffy, curly, shiny glory. He looks like he’s brought Farrah Fawcett’s hairdresser out of retirement and totally pulls it off.</li> <li>The Jewishness. From the name to the nose to the jaw structure - he’s all Jew, all the time, and you just want a piece of that ass with a side of (turkey) bacon.</li> <li>He’s got <a href="http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/andy-samberg-lonely-island.jpg" target="_blank">super hot friends</a> that would hopefully flirt with you and you’d end up cheating on Andy with one <strike>or both</strike> of them and Andy’d walk in and instead of being pissed he’d strip down and join in and it’d be a big pile of sexy men and you. EPIC, no? </li> <li>He’s extremely thoughtful, so much so that he’d gift you with his <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/1596/saturday-night-live-dick-in-a-box-uncensored" target="_blank">dick in a box</a> and/or <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturday-night-live-digital-short-motherlover-censored#s-p1-st-i1" target="_blank">fuck your mother</a>. </li> </ol> </blockquote> <p>el-oh-el. win. i approve.</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/286852988http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/286852988Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:12:20 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuqcnjvxXQ1qzv8dio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://coitusandcopouts.tumblr.com/post/285720543/nothing-is-more-unfortunate-than-a-bag-of" target="_blank">coitusandcopouts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nothing is more unfortunate than a bag of batteries that do NOT fucking work!</p> </blockquote> <p>UGH I FEEL YOU. This has happened to me a few times. However, my friends have come to the rescue. :D A simple Facebook message and voila, I can has batteries. I need to buy some tomorrow, actually…</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/285867472http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/285867472Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:00:23 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kups9z2bmY1qza1leo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahladygaga.tumblr.com/post/285279824/via-aboomboxxisnotatoy" target="_blank">fuckyeahladygaga</a>:(via <a href="http://aboomboxxisnotatoy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">aboomboxxisnotatoy</a>)</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/285430711http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/285430711Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:54:09 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfmxvPmyf1qzb7gjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://1492.tumblr.com/post/284556610/via-loveyourchaos" target="_blank">1492</a>:(via <a href="http://loveyourchaos.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">loveyourchaos</a>)</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/284618026http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/284618026Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:48:04 -0500“The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when Sad tries to bite its lip and not cry and smile and go, “No, I’m happy for you”? That’s when it’s really sad.”<br/><br/> - <em>John Mayer (via <a href="http://macaroononastick.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">macaroononastick</a>)</em>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/280475726http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/280475726Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:58:39 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku2i6iiQUs1qzdisoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fallenandrogyne.tumblr.com/post/275290324/via-lesfemmes-via-sheescapes-via-mudblood" target="_blank">fallenandrogyne</a>:(via <a href="http://lesfemmes.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lesfemmes</a>) (via <a href="http://sheescapes.tumblr.com/post/271529818/via-lesfemmes" target="_blank">sheescapes</a>) (via <a href="http://mudblood.tumblr.com/post/275061215/sheescapes-via-lesfemmes" target="_blank">mudblood</a>)</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/275351773http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/275351773Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:10:13 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt3a6ioND01qzbqvao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://illielily.tumblr.com/post/244083572" target="_blank">illielily</a>:<a href="http://lesbihonest.tumblr.com/post/243792279/juhnetika-ianoxide-bubblegumbandit" target="_blank">lesbihonest</a>:<a href="http://juhnetika.tumblr.com/post/243792069/ianoxide-bubblegumbandit-prettyfoods" target="_blank">juhnetika</a>:<a href="http://ianoxide.tumblr.com/post/243787961/bubblegumbandit-prettyfoods" target="_blank">ianoxide</a>:<a href="http://bubblegumbandit.tumblr.com/post/243786450/prettyfoods-hennypotter-strawberryswisher-via" target="_blank">bubblegumbandit</a>:<a href="http://prettyfoods.tumblr.com/post/243734379/hennypotter-strawberryswisher-via-thelovelybones" target="_blank">prettyfoods</a>:<a href="http://hennypotter.tumblr.com/post/243667296/strawberryswisher-via-thelovelybones-hollydoll" target="_blank">hennypotter</a>:<a href="http://strawberryswisher.tumblr.com/post/243553172/via-thelovelybones" target="_blank">strawberryswisher</a>:(via <a href="http://thelovelybones.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">thelovelybones</a>)</p> <p>I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271846202http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271846202Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:30:34 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku565gVgzl1qzdiqvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://illielily.tumblr.com/post/270893205" target="_blank">illielily</a>:(via <a href="http://misswallflower.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">misswallflower</a>)</p> <p>This is what I eat for breakfast every day.</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271836874http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271836874Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:20:05 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku67orEf8g1qzdiqvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://illielily.tumblr.com/post/271566674" target="_blank">illielily</a>:(via <a href="http://misswallflower.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">misswallflower</a>)</p> <p>best little pony ever.</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271833919http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271833919Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:16:45 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/9yOtSfl2Fqby64c7YA7Wfgf8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahchubbygirls.tumblr.com/post/271508069/via-illielily" target="_blank">fuckyeahchubbygirls</a>:via <a href="http://illielily.tumblr.com/post/271201765" target="_blank">illielily</a></p> <p>THIS IS SO MANY KINDS OF HOT AND BEAUTIFUL. FUUUUUU.</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271831862http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271831862Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:14:29 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku2ce5rZoA1qzvhb7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahads.tumblr.com/post/271760019/marie-claire-campaign-the-reproductive-health" target="_blank">fuckyeahads</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><b>Marie Claire Campaign</b></p> <p><i>“The Reproductive Health Bill. Don’t let someone else decide for you.”</i></p> <p>Agency: BBDO Guerrero<br/>Chief Creative Officer: David Guerrero<br/>Executive Creative Directors: Joel Limchoc, Simon Welsh<br/>Art Director: Dale Lopez<br/>Photographer: Paolo Gripo<br/>Retoucher: Manny Vailoces<br/>Copywriter: Tim Villela<br/>Producer: Al Salvador<br/>Account Services: Karen Go</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271830653http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/271830653Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:13:11 -0500<p><a href="http://jellyfishing.tumblr.com/post/265446474/dear-boys-who-take-me-on-dates" target="_blank">jellyfishing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you cannot be silly with me, then i cannot get serious with you.</p> <p>sincerely, me.</p> </blockquote> <p>I love it when you express my sentiments so concisely, wonderfully, and wittily.</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/266902979http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/266902979Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:36:14 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktorzo1NSB1qzpnmeo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://artgasm.tumblr.com/post/265944911/killingbambi-via-www-sylviaji-com" target="_blank">artgasm</a>:<a href="http://killingbambi.tumblr.com/post/257414173/via-www-sylviaji-com" target="_blank">killingbambi</a>:via <a href="http://www.sylviaji.com" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.sylviaji.com" target="_blank">www.sylviaji.com</a></a></p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/265974808http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/265974808Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:38:15 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kty9qs7fJ11qzfxk8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeah4chan.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeah4chan</a>)</p> <p>OMFG I LOVED THESE BOOKS. Well, the real ones anyway.</p> <p>But still. Yes. Emphatic approval of actual books and this version :P</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/264231262http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/264231262Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:03:26 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl44cOcFW1qzpnmeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://artgasm.tumblr.com/post/261674248/killingbambi-via-www-brianmviveros-com" target="_blank">artgasm</a>:<a href="http://killingbambi.tumblr.com/post/254827169/via-www-brianmviveros-com" target="_blank">killingbambi</a>:via <a href="http://www.brianmviveros.com" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.brianmviveros.com" target="_blank">www.brianmviveros.com</a></a></p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/261895295http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/261895295Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:32:19 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuhf514OM1qzff6uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahads.tumblr.com/post/261721195/the-axe-effect-submitted-by-g-overdose" target="_blank">fuckyeahads</a>:<i>The Axe Effect</i></p> <blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://g-overdose.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">submitted by g-overdose</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>I get it and it’s kinda clever, but it’s more disgusting and sexist than anything else.</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/261894399http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/261894399Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:31:07 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktt2vxGAxu1qzegiwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fallenandrogyne.tumblr.com/post/260573390/via-nosferatued-sevin" target="_blank">fallenandrogyne</a>:(via <a href="http://nosferatued.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">nosferatued</a>)</p> <blockquote> <p>Sevin!</p> </blockquote>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/260834910http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/260834910Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:04:24 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg42qAleU1qzduxno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://artgasm.tumblr.com/post/260433994/misselise-sylvia-ji" target="_blank">artgasm</a>:<a href="http://misselise.tumblr.com/post/251619415/sylvia-ji" target="_blank">misselise</a>:sylvia ji</p> <p>so beautiful, guh.</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/260454327http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/260454327Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:54:41 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqyw0PDeL1qzsbdto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://noahkai.tumblr.com/post/259260272/notthatkindagay-hammerito-luckyshirt-i" target="_blank">noahkai</a>:<a href="http://notthatkindagay.com/post/258976125/hammerito-luckyshirt-i-made-you-this-for" target="_blank">notthatkindagay</a>:<a href="http://hammerito.tumblr.com/post/258975592/luckyshirt-i-made-you-this-for-thanksgiving" target="_blank">hammerito</a>:<a href="http://luckyshirt.tumblr.com/post/258974334/i-made-you-this-for-thanksgiving-its-not-real" target="_blank">luckyshirt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>I made you this for Thanksgiving.</p> <p>It’s not real, though.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!</p>http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/259270884http://subtlecluster.tumblr.com/post/259270884Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:03:42 -0500